Engineers Joke

Friday, December 30, 2005

Engineers Joke

A survey by a publishing firm:

"How many days would you take to read a thousand-page book?"

Writer: "6 months. I need to view all details from variuos perspectives and then only can I form any definite opinion about it."

Doctor: "4 months. I need to commit every detail to memory. I need information on my fingertips, in case of an emergency."

Lawyer: "2 months. I need to verify all details and identify all loopholes in the book, so that I can get a true idea."

Engineer: "When is the exam?"

(God has given all engineers an innate ability to attain very high reading speeds and comprehension abilities, upto 200 pages per hour, as long as the exam is to be held within 24 hours. The rest of the time, however, .... )